My computer is broken. It's had issues for a while now, it's been taken into the shop.. they tell me it's having a power struggle, unplug it and turn it back on blah blah blah.
So it worked for a while, and it started having the same issues. Except none of the quirky little tricks Apple has set up work this time. So my heap won't even power up. I'm writing from the kid's computer.
My son thinks it is a riot that I have been reduced to sitting at their desk and typing because my "apple is rotten". Har Har.